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昨夜房东跑来敲门:“那个谁,你把今年的房租先交了吧。”

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昨夜房东跑来敲门:“那个谁,你把今年的房租先交了吧。”“啥?上个月的房租不刚交了几天吗?为啥要把今年的房租都交了?”然后他走进来神秘的对我说:我闺女看上你了。”“你女儿看中我,跟交房租有啥关系吗?”房东:“这不是怕到时候成一家人了,不好意思要嘛!”

某加油站为了招揽生意打出一块招牌:凡买汽油者可免费获赠一张当地的地图。一天,有个外地人把车驶进加油站,他加了5元钱的汽油并索要免费地图。服务员说:“你要地图做什么?凭你买的那点儿汽油,你去的地方我指给你看就行了。”

高中时在学校住,两个室友不知道为什么吵起来了,吵得贼凶,两个人贴着身体对喷,眼看要打起来了,我也不知道怎么想的,上去一只手一个脑袋往中间一按,嘴对嘴亲上了,上一秒杀气腾腾,下一秒各自找水杯漱口去了

新搬的家两个礼拜,每天溜狗,拣的流浪狗,有一天刚转了半圈,突然下雨了,是那种特别急的大雨点,于是一人一狗疯狂的往回跑,结果我跑到楼下,看到它居然跑到隔壁的门口去了,还在那里等我开门,由于雨很大,我不想跑过去带它回来,就在楼门口叫它名字,狗狗特别诧异的看着我,我叫了很久它才过来,于是进门洞,因为带着狗只好爬楼梯,开门.......,走错楼的居然是我!

妻子总是对丈夫发脾气,冲着他大嚷,嫌他赚的钱少,每当这时,丈夫总是站起来,离开家。“你到哪儿去?”妻子追问。“我去税务所。”丈夫答。“你何必这么急?”“因为我不爱听你的话,在税务所里我会听到相反的话。”

婚后第一次回媳妇娘家陪老丈人喝酒。我乘着酒意大胆的问:你家姑娘人品样貌都不错,为啥当初连彩礼都不要?老丈人:没办法,她非你不嫁。我顿时感动得有些热泪盈眶,丈母娘插嘴道:气得我们取消了一套房子一辆车的嫁妆!

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